I have gone fully pikey.

Despite the flurry of posts today, I didn't get to the allotment. I took the family to the local petting zoo instead. But now that I'm a fully paid up member of the semi-self-sufficient underclass I couldn't pass up the opportunity to avail myself of the wild plums growing on the trees in the local park. Ripe, sweet, absolutely delicious and the only price you pay is the comments from people who just don't get it. Bugger em. Enough for a couple of jars of jam, I think :)